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Waffy’s Word: Sunglasses

January 11, 2012

Hey there tweekers! It’s been a hectic time lately for my brain. I got kind of lost and sidetracked for a moment and ended up in Narnia. I was warned to not let my alter ego Waffy Lohan get in the way of my postings, but of course neither of us listen.

Buts alas, here I am in a semi clear state of mind ready to bring you this post of the ONE THING I completely and absolutely live for.


OMG, I love love love love sunglasses. I cannot stress enough how essential sunglasses are to my life. I feel naked being in public without my sunglasses.

Now, this post is just a tad different in that instead of focusing on a certain pair of sunglasses or bringing you great deals on them (which will still be done) I’m going to offer my philosophy and views on this must have, can’t live without accessory.

Ok, so first of all let me say that I absolutely live in my own world where I’m the star of my own life. It’s a tad delusional but I honestly believe that I am some kind of messiah brought upon this earth to bestow my beauty and knowledge amongst the mere mortals that inhibit this solemn planet.

Yes, I know im full of it, but humor me. Ok so I love sunglasses because i LITERALLY wear them ALL THE TIME. I can’t drive my car unless I have a pair of sunglasses on, I can’t walk anywhere in public unless my eyes are concealed, and heaven forbid someone look me directly in the eyes. Sunglasses are also the answer to hangovers. I mean slap on a pair of sunglasses on your mug and it’s like you’re refreshed and ready to take on whatever the day bombards you with.

I generally don’t like interacting or socializing with people when I don’t have to so when in public I always maintain a stoic facial expression as well as a big ‘ol pair of glasses on. Yes, I think I’m related to Victoria Beckham.

Anywhoooo, there are a couple of key things to remember when buying sunglasses. First of all take into consideration the shape of your face. I of course can pull most styles off, and for me the bigger the better. Here’s a quick guide to help you on your journey into super sunglass stardom.




Rectangular or oblong faces need frames that are wider. It’ll help your face not look quite so Humpty Dumpty like. Your faces is rectangular if it’s longer that it is wide.


Whatever for the life of you and those around you, DO NOT wear any round frames. Look for frames that are as wide as the widest part of your face. Any thing round or small will just make your head look like a globe.


Praise the high heavens if you have an oval face. You have the face that everyone wants. Pretty much you have the birkin of faces. Your face can handle any style so don’t be afraid try anything on.


For this face shape you’ll want to choose frames that curve your face. Frames thar are round will be your best friends.


For a diamond face you’ll want to choose oval like frames. It’s highly likely that you have high cheekbones if you gave a diamond shaped face so also go for slightly bigger frames.


You’ll want to choose frames that have a straight top line. These kind of glasses will balance out your face.


Oh and lastly, seeing as I tend to lose and break every pair of glasses I’ve ever had I don’t spend much money on them. I don’t usually buy brand name sunglasses. Certain retailers have great sunglasses for anywhere from $10-$15.



There you have it tweekers. Now set forth and spread Waffy’s word.

-That is all


Thing of the week:

November 24, 2011

What up, doe! Happy turkey day!! Noch, here with the first post of the holiday season. And nothing says the holidays like some turkey, pumpkin pie, and waiting in line at 4 in the morning for those crazy discounts. But if you’re like me, you hate to wait in line, especially in the am. But are discounts only for insomniacs? Are we supposed to conform to the time restraints of the cooperate retailers? Nay, I say, NAY! The important thing to remember about Society Chic is that we’re not only about the fashion, we are also about the bargains. Bargains that are available year-round, not just black friday. Enter:

As if the name doesn’t say it all, is the best bang for your six bucks. Their selection of t-shirts are pretty extensive. With categories ranging from the extremely nerdy to the crazed sports fanatic.

T-shirt rundown:
Sizes ranging from S to 3X (Addtional charge for +sizes). Cotton high-quality silk screen t-shirts. Available in multiple colors. Ships within 2-business days. Designed and printed in the USA

Bonus: If you’re really looking for a bulk bargain, look out for their 10 for $50 deal (that’s sure to satisfy all your graphic tee needs).

If that isn’t enough to get your holiday juices flowing, they also have a bunch of different novelty items, like eco-friendly tote bags to vintage sunglasses and much more.

So check it out! I assure you won’t go wrong. If not -hey,  its only six bucks…

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